Granted. ThePigeon will watch the special in about 3 years. You never specified when.

I wish to make the world anime. Give everyone and everything the 2D anime look.

Granted. The world becomes anime. We all live in a pokemon world. As well as a world with gundams and deathnotes. The world gets saved, conquered, destroyed every week. Fortunately we have dragonballs. In addition Aliens are finally real. And they're mating with everyone. They're also banning swords in Japan for some blue-haired reason. They're also eating people's brains and sharing a body with all kinds of hosts. From humans, to animals, trees and even robots. Speaking of Robots. Some have decided not to destroy humankind. Instead they'll build intergalactic railroads that travel the cosmos, to other worlds, planets and solar systems. Monstergirls are a thing now, as well as catgirls. Schools were never the same. Orcs are problem for some. But fortunately that's only for people that want to marry them or face them in tournaments. With digimon around the internet is finally rebalanced. And then we see in the distance two forces about to clash. One good the other evil their backstories don't matter. All you know is that this will be epic because YOU, are leading the charge and then you wake up after being in a two year coma. From overhearing people celebrate that trump lost the election.

Eh... ok.

And your wish?

I wish it was revealed Elon Musk paid for LatinX to be a thing.

Wish granted, the left are angry but also still try to push it since its 'moraly right', but now the right thinks its 'based' since Elon must be trolling with it, so now both sides agree to always use Latinx everywhere.

I wish I could dance as cool as James Brown.

Granted, you can dance as cool as James Brown. But you can only do it naked and under a shower.

I wish I could fix anything I want.

Granted. You can now fix anything, but you no longer want to.

I wish I had more time to myself, and no, not because nuclear war kills everybody else and then I break my glasses just as I find the library. Come up with something new.

Motivation issues that can be fixed.

Granted. Now you have plenty of time for yourself, because you are now in maximum security prison, solitary confinement for the rest of your life.

I wish that all religions/cults disappear.

Wish Granted! All religions and cults disappear, now there's nothing stopping Cthulhu from rising from his slumber and eating our souls.

I wish I had a cool hoverboard like Marty, but the adult pitbull version Griff had.