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Nullname commented at 2012-12-02 02:30:43 » #1215353
And so, after countless failed attempts at capturing the Triforce and tapping dat Princess Zelda ass thanks to Link's valiant heroism, Ganondorf decides to turn over a new leaf, put a end to this life of villainy, and befriend the green swordsman he for so long battled against.
...Unfortunately, Link's more domestic life consists of sleeping, fishing, ignoring female advances, fishing, and helping people with chores. It is not long until this new relationship is realized as a comparitively boring choice for the king of all evil. And so, he now awaits the day that his trustbond with Link is complete, and he can swiftly dispatch of the lad by surprise.
Silently, he plots.
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And so, after countless failed attempts at capturing the Triforce and tapping dat Princess Zelda ass thanks to Link's valiant heroism, Ganondorf decides to turn over a new leaf, put a end to this life of villainy, and befriend the green swordsman he for so long battled against.
...Unfortunately, Link's more domestic life consists of sleeping, fishing, ignoring female advances, fishing, and helping people with chores. It is not long until this new relationship is realized as a comparitively boring choice for the king of all evil. And so, he now awaits the day that his trustbond with Link is complete, and he can swiftly dispatch of the lad by surprise.
Silently, he plots.
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LadyMizra commented at 2013-10-27 06:07:46 » #1424460
Nullname you got it all wrong. Sure he is plotting, but he has noticed how Link is turning down all the hawt ladies. Deep inside Ganondorf has always longed for love, and now, he has found that his true love, is none other than Link. So indeed, he plots, he plots every night to think of how he can woo sweet Link, even if it means days of fishing, chores and more fishing. He longs for the day when he can tap dat ass.
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Nullname you got it all wrong. Sure he is plotting, but he has noticed how Link is turning down all the hawt ladies. Deep inside Ganondorf has always longed for love, and now, he has found that his true love, is none other than Link. So indeed, he plots, he plots every night to think of how he can woo sweet Link, even if it means days of fishing, chores and more fishing. He longs for the day when he can tap dat ass.
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