Anonymous commented at 2019-07-07 16:21:11 » #2405121

Respect to Link for even being able to resist a girl like Cia. If i were in his shoes i would say: Fuck the quest, fuck Hyrule and fuck everything else! I'm getting some hot choclate tonight.

The girl with posters of you on her wall is actively opening her fucking legs for you Link. FFS!!

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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-08 06:03:47 » #2405424

And thus, the logical way to prevent a war. Too bad Zelda (And Hylia by extension) are to clingly with Link.

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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-16 01:59:46 » #2409623

HESHE Hyrule Warriors: Give Cia your dick. Roll credits.

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Anonymous commented at 2019-10-13 06:41:54 » #2445595

Actually, by the time the game starts, Ganondorf had already possessed Cia and twisted her crush on Link into, and I quote, "a desperate desire to possess the hero's soul".

So banging her wouldn't be a magical fix-all.

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