Anonymous commented at 2011-06-12 21:13:52 » #770534

Even the knight is getting some pig-junk? Damn!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-07-04 01:12:04 » #796472

The upper knight chokes the pig to death.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-08-05 03:33:59 » #836058

So the male knight is also getting ass raped? Sheesh

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maniacal_tentacle_monster commented at 2011-08-05 08:14:06 » #836210

There is no male knight. That's a female under the helmet. There's another picture somewhere on the site that has her helmet off and you see it's a woman behind it.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-06-10 23:11:06 » #1089912

this is why you wear crotch armor...

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Anonymous commented at 2012-06-27 03:20:58 » #1102854

So, they fight on high heels? Now I understand why they failed so miserably.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-12-31 06:45:29 » #1235385

Heels eh? Hm...people will find anything. First it was "Well nothing for armor will get you raped." welp, looks like heels will too even if you're fully armored, this pic proves that it makes no difference if you have actual armor or not.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-07-26 20:05:20 » #1367578

Actually, high heels are derived from boots that were made to grip stirrups. Heels at that width and height are fairly functional. I'm not sure of the exact historical timing, but if they were contemporary with plate armour, knights probably would have worn them.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-07-27 01:49:21 » #1367776

And since I looked it up, it seems like Europe had rider's heels around 1600, so it's possible they might have been found on latter day plate armour, as heavy cavalry was still in use at the time. Cuirassiers definitely had them, but I'm not sure how much armour they wore.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-12-06 18:55:28 » #1647697

Those pigs/orcs (porcs?) must be surprisingly proficient fighters given their apparent lack of weapons and armor.

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