TwistedMind commented at 2011-12-31 00:14:10 » #964371

"Mario, why do you bust your ass with all this running, jumping, swimming, dodging, and et cetera from castle to castle all across the Mushroom Kingdom in order just to save the same ditsy broad who gets herself kidnapped over and over again by the same god-forsaken dinosaur?"

Mario with an impatient face flips out this photo from his wallet...

"... Damn, bro. I think I just sprayed Alfredo sauce all over the inside of my pants!"

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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-31 04:20:19 » #964530

Now I know one of the reasons why Princess Peach is my favorite Mario character.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-09 18:55:28 » #973128

and yet she still goes out with bowser

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-14 18:18:37 » #977029

^and yet Peach goes out with everyone with a huge cock

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Anonymous commented at 2012-02-05 06:47:12 » #995125

Okay, Mario, what is your secret? You're a portly, mustachioed plumber, a mute who communicates via pantomime and possible telepathy, and you're prone to narcoleptic fits during long conversations. Your only noteworthy skills are the ability to jump about 3-5 times your height and (until recently) the complete inability to drown in any water deep enough to swim in, unless it's so deep that water pressure collapses your ribcage.

HOW DO YOU GET BABES LIKE THIS?!

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Anonymous commented at 2012-02-21 18:51:05 » #1008857

@anon4: You forgot the ability to grow 3 times his size after eating a mushroom.. So maybe that's what she likes... that fact that he -grows- bigger! Eh? *Nudge* lol

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Anonymous commented at 2013-11-08 22:55:52 » #1432801

Her name may be Peach, but she's definitely packing some melons there...

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