I couldn't get into Pixiv's top ranking…
I want to know an easy method for increasing my number of views.
Please teach me an easy way of getting more views.
You want an easy way?
That's right...
If you want an easy way, then watch the new arrivals and add 100 comments.
If you do that, the mist will clear…
… Listen…
Your pictures won't get into the absolute ranking!
It's because anything other than Touhou and Vocaloid pictures get ignored!
Forget about Pixiv and rest in peace!
Gi hi hi hi
Hi hi hi
It vanished…
No matter how many times we talk to the vapid artists, our words never seem to reach them.
How could it be... Pixiv's vapid artists are becoming an evil existence themselves...
But… We can't give up…
Look, at the latest submissions. At a glance…
most of them…
are vapid!
B-but …
Will we be able to convince them?
I'm not that confident…
Oh! ♪
There! ♪
Look at that! ♪
… You'll get in…
You'll get in…
If you love your pictures…
You'll certainly get in…
Love them…
Love your pictures…
Love them…
3 days later, I finished my tour of the new arrivals.
The number of views of my new works still stayed in 2 digits, but... I got two new comments.
The end.
User Comments:
8bitCowboy commented at 2010-07-01 03:54:47 » #350451
This is how the internet actually works. Every picture you post is held in place by a rotting corpse in a terrible nightmarish abyss. Your browser is actually a young-looking girl with no eyes. Or is she the DNS server and Reimu is your browser?
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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-09 09:47:17 » #359429
There's no sex in here, man
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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-20 15:02:20 » #371949
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!
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