Anonymous commented at 2010-09-02 22:59:17 » #423560

Okay, now, explain it to me again...First, you cut up your hand, and now you can't give me a handjob. Then you dropped the knife and it sliced off your nipples, so boobjobs are out of the question...And the knife bounced up and sliced into your pussy? So now we can't even have regular sex? That's it. Get to sucking......Uh....Why aren't you saying anything? Don't tell me you cut that off, too...

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Shadowman commented at 2010-09-04 10:17:52 » #425195

Whatever you do, don't tell her she's wearing it backwards.

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Novea commented at 2010-09-10 16:18:58 » #432363

So, she has bandages from cuts... Is licking wounds an option?

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TwistedMind commented at 2010-11-29 23:03:00 » #525686

If she drops the soap as much as she drops the knife... we might be in business...

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