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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-12 07:23:36 » #578716
At the annual E.R.C.S summit meeting, the world's greatest minds gathered for what some would call the most controversial debate in history. Scientists, geologists, geographers, military officials, even religious icons (including the pope himself) all congregated to discuss the baffling, 'udderly' unexplainable phenomenon that'd taken place. For hours, days, weeks, the debate raged on as to the implications of the earth's ...development. Data was analyzed. Tests were run, experiments executed and scraped. All the while varying opinions clashed and tangled among the summit's members until all hope of a unanimous agreement seemed but a distant dream. That is until one man (who would later go on to win the Nobel Prize) single-handedly shed infinitely bright light upon the subject. Professor J. P. Iwuvboobies took to the stage and, amidst all clamor and doubt made the singular statement that would ultimately redefine the basis for scientific facts the world over: "My fellow scientists, doctors, friends... It seems we are all puzzled at this little riddle dearest mother earth has shoved in our faces. We've examined it from every angle, every viewpoint, every way possible. While it seems we very truly may never know the exact whys and hows... I am happy to report the one fact that is clearly evident..one we surely can all agree upon." In the words that would appear upon 'Time" magazine, newspapers around the globe, Prof. Iwubboobies loudly proclaimed: "The simple fact of the matter is ...big titties make the world go 'round."
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At the annual E.R.C.S summit meeting, the world's greatest minds gathered for what some would call the most controversial debate in history. Scientists, geologists, geographers, military officials, even religious icons (including the pope himself) all congregated to discuss the baffling, 'udderly' unexplainable phenomenon that'd taken place. For hours, days, weeks, the debate raged on as to the implications of the earth's ...development. Data was analyzed. Tests were run, experiments executed and scraped. All the while varying opinions clashed and tangled among the summit's members until all hope of a unanimous agreement seemed but a distant dream. That is until one man (who would later go on to win the Nobel Prize) single-handedly shed infinitely bright light upon the subject. Professor J. P. Iwuvboobies took to the stage and, amidst all clamor and doubt made the singular statement that would ultimately redefine the basis for scientific facts the world over: "My fellow scientists, doctors, friends... It seems we are all puzzled at this little riddle dearest mother earth has shoved in our faces. We've examined it from every angle, every viewpoint, every way possible. While it seems we very truly may never know the exact whys and hows... I am happy to report the one fact that is clearly evident..one we surely can all agree upon." In the words that would appear upon 'Time" magazine, newspapers around the globe, Prof. Iwubboobies loudly proclaimed: "The simple fact of the matter is ...big titties make the world go 'round."
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